Gong Mingyi was a famous musician in ancient times, who played the lute very well. 公明仪是古代一位很有名的音乐家，弹得一手好琴。 One day, while playing the lute indoors ...

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put the ...

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have ...

"No," growled1 the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out." "Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime2 I can feel if it's head or ...

He Swore to Die "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 “如果你不答应嫁给我，”他发誓，“我就要 ...

Woman Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. An Ugly 丑女 麦克：一次舞会上， ...

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? Clever Thieves 聪明的小偷 警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入 ...

A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. "I saw a woman hit by a car," he said, "She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull1 fracture." "How horri ...

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden ...

While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed ...