What Is It For 那是做什么用的 While proudly showing off his newapartment to friends，a college student led theway into the den. "What is the big brass gongand hammer ford "One of his ...

Parking Expenses 停车费 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5 000. ...

It’s Important 重要性 Mother rat，as well as his children，is playing game.Suddenly a big spotted cat comes near，so the rats flee for lives hurriedly.The little rats are too young to ...

Neither Bird Nor Beast 禽兽不如 When phoenix spent his birthday，the bat did not attend，saying，“I have four legs，so I belong to a beast.”I should not attend. When Kylin spent his ...

A Clever Student 聪明的学生 The teacher arranges to write an article concerning weekend，but Shigemitsu cannot write it up. His classmate Shiratori says: It will do to write out what happe ...

A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned." 有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。 "What did you do?"asks the priest. 神父 问 ：“你做了什么？ ...

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. 有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。 They heard moans and muted cries for ...

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain . 有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。 "Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor. 医生问她：“你哪里痛 ...

Silly Doctor 蠢医生 A man went to see his doctor 有一名男子去看他的医生， because he was suffering from a miserable cold. 因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦 ...

Two accountants are in a bank , 当武装捻匪突然冲进银行的时候。 when armed robbers burst in. 正好有两名会计人员在里面。 While several of the robbers take the m ...